Never Miss a Call, a Lead, or a Sale Again — Even While You Sleep.

Meet Our Voice Ninja AI on the Line

Your 24/7 Voice AI receptionist — instant answers, flawless logic, and absolutely zero attitude.

Every ring is an opportunity.

Your AI Ninja makes sure you never miss a call.

THE SILENT KILLER OF PROFITS: MISSED CALLS

Here’s what most businesses never say out loud:

  • When callers hit voicemail… they don’t call back.

  • They move straight to your competitor.

  • Missed calls = missed revenue.

  • Voicemail ≠ customer service.

  • Your staff is drowning under ringing phones.

  • Hiring more people costs $$$ every month.

  • Every inconsistency chips away at your brand.

And humans? Well… humans need breaks, sleep, PTO, lunch…

Your Ninja does not.

MEET THE NINJA ON THE LINE™

Your new front desk. Fully trained. Always polite. Never sleeps.

Answer Ninjas builds custom Voice AI receptionists that handle the work your team shouldn’t have to:

  • New inquiries

  • FAQs

  • Scheduling

  • Quotes

  • Enrollment questions

  • Emergency screening

  • Call routing

  • Lead capture

  • Follow-up automations

Your Ninja answers instantly, accurately, and consistently — every single time. Warm like a human. Precise like a machine. And ten times faster.

How It Works

A Simple system that changes everything.

STEP 1 — We Clone Your Front Desk

You tell us: Hours, FAQs, workflows, pricing, team members, personality, tone — every rule your staff follows.

We turn that into a custom-trained Ninja.

✔ Sounds like your brand

✔ Knows your rules

✔ Follows your logic

STEP 2 — We Build & Train Your Ninja

No generic bot vibes.

Your Ninja is fully trained to:

✔ Answer questions

✔ Book appointments

✔ Provide quotes

✔ Handle screening

✔ Capture leads

✔ Route calls correctly

STEP 3 — We Connect It to Your Phone System

Your phone number stays the same — nothing changes for your customers.

We route calls to your Ninja behind the scenes.

✔ Works with almost all phone providers

✔ No downtime

✔ Zero tech overwhelm

STEP 4 — Your Ninja Answers Every Call

Instantly. Accurately. 24/7.

✔ Books appointments

✔ Handles FAQs

✔ Sends notes to your team

✔ Captures every lead

✔ Filters emergencies

STEP 5 — You Watch the Magic Happen

Within a week:

Your operations feel lighter.

Your staff breathes again.

Your revenue goes up.

Your stress goes down.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

“Work it… flip it… and reverse it into revenue.”

What Your Ninja Can Do:

  • Human-Sounding Voice: Warm, friendly, shockingly real.

  • 24/7 Instant Answering: No voicemails. No hold times. No lost leads.

  • Smart Routing: Gets callers exactly where they need to go.

  • Appointment Booking: Works with almost any scheduling platform.

  • Lead Capture + Follow-Up: Texts, tags, reminders — fully automated.

  • Revenue-Driven Automations: Every call triggers something meaningful:

    CRM updates

    Lead tags

    Quotes

    Appointment reminders

    Notifications

  • Dashboard Built for Humans: Every call. Every text. Every outcome — right there on one clean screen.

  • Human Oversight: Our team monitors performance, accuracy, tone, and updates.

  • Smarter Every Week: Your Ninja evolves. Your business grows.

TESTIMONIALS

What Business Owners Are Saying

“We stopped missing 8–10 calls per day. The Ninja books appointments automatically and even texts people back.”

— Alex M.

“Answer Ninjas freed our team from constant interruptions. The automations behind it are genius.”

— Jamie R.

PRICING

Power Up Your Ninja

BASIC

The Starter Ninja

Perfect for small teams needing instant coverage + missed-call protection.

$397 / month + $2,000 setup

Includes:

  • 24/7 call answering

  • Custom scripts

  • 1 phone line

  • FAQ handling

  • Appointment request capture

  • Monthly review

  • Secure call logging

⭐ MOST POPULAR

The Pro Ninja

Speed, accuracy, and zero lead slip.

$497 / month + $2,500 setup

Everything in Basic PLUS:

  • Multi-location workflows

  • Advanced booking rules

  • Emergency routing

    Name-your-own Ninja

  • SMS follow-up + nurture flows

  • Weekly performance dashboard

  • Priority support

ELITE

The Black Belt Ninja

For businesses that want the full Answer Ninjas experience.

$697 / month + $3,000 setup

Everything in Pro PLUS:

  • Bilingual EN/ES

  • Complex custom logic

  • Unlimited phone lines

  • Advanced caller data capture

  • Brand-matched voice

  • VIP monthly optimization

FAQ

Hit Us With Your Best Shot

Will this replace my staff?

No — it replaces voicemail. Your humans get breathing room.

Does it sound robotic?

Barely. And callers stop caring once they realize it helps instantly.

Can it give wrong info?

Nope. It can ONLY use the answers you approve.

Can it handle complex questions?

That’s literally what it’s built for.

What about emergencies?

Your Ninja triages perfectly — based on your rules.

Do I have to manage it?

Absolutely not. We handle all training, tuning, and updates.

How fast can I launch?

Most Ninjas go live in 7 days.

WHO IT’S FOR

Answer Ninjas is perfect for:

The overwhelmed office

The “there has to be a better way” crowd

The burned-out front desk

The missed-call millionaires

The after-hours zombies

The “we can’t find good help” crew

The customer experience perfectionists

The multi-tasking maniacs

The visionaries

If your phones ring more than your staff can handle… You’re ready for a Ninja.

Your Customers Are Calling.

Make Sure Someone Always Answers. With The Ninja on the Line™, every call becomes:

A Lead

a booked appointment

a follow-up

a revenue opportunity

Never miss another one.

Because silence should never cost you a sale.

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